Here, I eat my feelings.

I say potato, you say potato.

al-ien-ate:

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I were on you i’d be coming too.

When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.

(Source: fuckyeahsciencepickuplines)

“I would simply walk through Mordor for you.”

—   Best compliment i’ve ever gotten. (via dammitpunk)

I am not usually prophetic, but I can see us together

iheartbeingacatholic:

#catholicPickUpLines

adailypickupline:

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

adailypickupline:

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

adailypickupline:

I’m actually a convertible because I take my top off.

Request: joeyperr.tumblr.com

adailypickupline:

I’m actually a convertible because I take my top off.

Request: joeyperr.tumblr.com

adailypickupline:

No no no, I don’t wanna see machu picchu, I wanna see macho men.
Request: thewhite-knightcomplex.tumblr.com

adailypickupline:

No no no, I don’t wanna see machu picchu, I wanna see macho men.

Request: thewhite-knightcomplex.tumblr.com

adailypickupline:

Wild thing, I think I love you

adailypickupline:

Wild thing, I think I love you

“Are you a sergeant? Cause you make my private stand up straight.”

—   Zane, probably (via mattmurdicks)

“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?”

—   Scott Hoying (via letsfaulknerbeneaththestars)